Fish outta water

"In hindsight putting you in a soap dispenser while I cleaned your tank probably wasn't a good move..."

Accepting odd as normal

"When I saw you I questioned myself as to whether you had always had just one arm. I guess I had just forgotten..."

Nobody told me I was naked!

"The friend who sold me the submarine forgot to mention that it wasn't a car, and you wouldn't believe how people reacted when I asked them if they could simple put wheels on..."

Second chance

"I cut you down from the gallows and we fled together into the night. You lay down in the long grass next to the highway and stayed there for millennia. When you woke, you could speak to the Earth and she would listen."

Skydiving to the Rescue

"I got a free shirt with my talking emo cat. Now I have to go to the mountains and save the town from an avalanche by jumping out of a plane and doing cool tricks."

Last Refuge

"In the middle of the desert is a small pool of water where all the pretty fish go when man pushes them to extinction. I worry that one day it's going to be too small."

Fish Farm

"My fish farm has two ceiling-high glass tanks which the fish can swim between at their leisure. Their waste is used to feed giant cockroaches which are then fed back to them."

Trains and Ice Cream

"Escaped by taking hold of a speeding train with no tracks, smashed through the town to the country, ploughed into a dam and stopped by crashing into the other side. Made it in time for my brother's marriage and his son's birth. Unfortuately got captured by a mass murderer and escaped by eating ice cream."